Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Free facebook statuses

I didn't know what the plural of status was. Now I do.

Are you on facebook and do you read all kinds of clever status updates from your friends and think to yourself, "Boy, I wish I was so clever and unencumbered with things I actually have to do and had time to think of all kinds of clever status updates to write in the box."?

Well, here you go. Several slam-bang, sure-fire winning status updates you can use, free of charge.

You're welcome.

Circumstances are circumstantial.

The hero is never David - it is God.

Sometimes God intercepts us on the road to folly.

How bad must a thing be to make a millstone about the neck preferable?

Everything will be judged in light of the resurrection.

God's Word interprets God's providence.

In between bouts of fuzzy, indistinct music, the automated voice assured me that Customer Service was very important. I have my doubts.

Humility is the confidence that God actually does care.




1 comment:

  1. Gratitude is the acknowledgement that what we possess has been given to us.

    God's Providence shows up as circumstances.

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